Things You Should Not Have to Tell Your Child

Sometimes when I speak, I hear my mother’s voice and words.  I say the same things she said to me.  I say them for the same reason.   I hear my sister doing the same thing.

However, there are somethings we have had to say that I know my mother never even thought of having to tell us.  Frankly, I can not remember many of them, but here is a partial list of what I do recall.

  1. Get your feet out of your mouth.
  2. Get your brother’s feet out of your mouth.
  3. Do not ever put a stool on top of an island chair and climb on it again.
  4. You are five years old, so no you are not smarter than me.
  5. Do not talk about how wild a person’s hair is when you are standing in front of her…
  6. Do not tell the cashier at the grocery store your your entire life’s history as we check out.
  7. I don’t care what they said on television.  I am not buying an “ab flex.”
  8. You are four years old, so no you can not have a Facebook account.
  9. No, my not buying you a trampoline like your friend’s did not cause you to jump on the couch.
  10. Please stop telling people your dad is on vacation.  He is traveling for work.