Dear Santa,
It has been years since I have written you for myself. Yes, I do have a Christmas list full of grown-up things like peace, health, happiness and love for everyone. However, I thought I would just continue those in my prayers and ask you for items that seem more within your scope.
Therefore, here is my list in no particular order but with justifications for each. (I did learn something working in higher education administration all those years.)
- Bath Towels: Many of our towels are more than a dozen years old and coming apart. Yet, my husband chose to use the good ones when he bathed the cats and dogs. Thus, I would like to replace them all.
- Potholders: My husband burnt up two of mine when grilling last summer. One scorched when he grabbed the grill’s handle when it caught fire. In addition, my “silicone” mitt melted on me.
- Outdoor Grill: See number 2 for justification.
- Charcoal Chimney: Another potholder was lost when my husband unloaded the hot charcoal from the chimney after its handle caught fire. (Note: not related to number 3.).
- Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer: I love mine. I won’t get rid of it as it was a gift from my parents and something that my mom always wanted, but would not buy for herself. However, I think I need another because I am fairly sure oil is not suppose to come out of the motor when I tilt the head up.
- Dishwasher: I am now scared of the one we have. See The Notices and My Despair for further explanation.
- Toilet Paper: We apparently use a lot of toilet paper at this house. I buy it in bulk when it goes on sale. However, it seems like our supply is often low.
- Tissues: Much like the toilet paper, we use a lot of tissues at this house. My daughter uses them for all kinds of things including: doll blankets, “gift” wrap, crafts, napkins, “cleaning” and of course blowing her nose.
- Sticky Note Pads: As I age, my memory is not getting any better.
- A Maid: Let’s face it, I am not a domestic goddess. I could use the help.
While all these items are needed, there are some things wish existed, so I could ask for them as well. They include:
- A Money Growing Tree: What a relief this would be for many people. Although, it would make the saying that money doesn’t grow on trees untrue.
- Safe Instant Weight Loss Pills: I don’t think more explanation is needed.
- A Time Freezing Stick: I would love to be able to stop time for just a little while to enjoy those very special moments with family and friends.
- A Telephone to Heaven: I would love to be able to talk with family and friends who are already there, especially my parents. I know my mom would get the biggest kick out of talking with her young grandchildren.
Alas, I know they never will exist. So, I just am hoping for something from the top of my Christmas list.
Have a Merry and Safe Christmas, Santa.
Love,
Paula
